cat.exe

This is a glorious cat meme that apparently was taken from a Java tutorial book. 

That meme shows powerful displays from the peasant programming language; and was quite a move from C#'s enemy which was left unanswered.

Since other C# developers are busy debugging their NullReferenceException errors in Stack Overflow; I found it necessary to prove our rival wrong by casting their own spell on them. So I stood up against them alone and did my part for the great cold war of software engineers; and that, my children, is how cat.exe was born.